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Lanc kinda likes China. So, BILL ME!

China-man. He velly velly bad at do-eeng du barnyawd boogie. You see? Can’t dance fo’ kwap. Soh, dare yooGo. China-man —-> he so BAD!


[] this was written 3 months ago; didn’t POST it out, for some reason.  The McAdams-article is a cautionary sent to Lancaster Merrin by BjX, who is currently wandering the deep dark woods of Lakeside CA on a Silver Biotics hallucination-buzz. It would seem that – 3 months ago – BjX was/is in agreement with the Mitchell McAdams article, BUT probably NOT the Merrin commentary highlighted, for your convenience, in BOLD. (names have been changed to protect the innocent and the flamboyantly capricious).

Watch your head!  Them damn Chinese Communists are doin’ stuff


By: Mitchel McAdams / Natural Propaganda News

Today’s Situation Update ~Boys & Girls~!! (for Dec. 5th) lays out stunning~PG-13~details on a grand, wartime conspiracy involving Operation Warp Speed ~Using your ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops’ joy-stick~ This vaccine program to mass vaccinate U.S. military personnel ~and their chubby blonde wives~ is actually phase two of a CCP-engineered bioweapons attack ~DeerFukkingGawwd!!~ on America that began with the release of the SARS-cov-2 coronavirus ~from Dr FrankenChong’s laboratory~ and now proceeds ~seamlessly and elegantly~ to the mass injections of U.S. troops with a dangerous, largely untested,~ largely evil~ and experimental vaccine that already shows a 100% rate of ~gross stupidity~ side effects in high-dose study subjects ~who chose to smoke the vaccine~


The new mRNA platform ~Wow, what’s THAT, Mitch~? used for these vaccines, hijacks the body’s cells, invading ribosomes ~barbecue’d ribosomes~? and causing them to churn out non-human ~like that green ‘alien’ goop?~ proteins which invade the blood ~“Here they freekin’ come!!”~ These proteins cause the body to attack itself in a “cytokine storm” of inflammation, ~masturbation~ and autoimmune disorders, resulting in neurological damage, infertility ~infidelity~ tissue damage and even ~last, but certainly not least~ death ~general discomfort, and concurrent bad attitude~

Perhaps that’s why US Army General Gus Perna, in explaining the purpose of this program, says, “We’re ready to execute.” (Source: Military.com).  “Execute THIS, jar-head~!”


The OPM hack gave China intimate details on nearly all U.S. military personnel and government officials. ~Well, hell.  Guess that’s not exactly ‘good’~

The “OPM hacks” refers to China’s penetration and exfiltration of over 22 million personnel data files from the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, discovered in June of 2015 ~Who says China did it?  Might’ve been Wolf Blitzer~

As J. David Cox, ~who was last seen frantically making copies at a DC Photomat~ head of the AFGE government union, explained at the time, this hack compromised extremely intimate details ~like that tattoo in the wrong hemisphere?~ about all members of the military and government: Got any Ivanka stuff~?!

We believe that the Central Personnel Data File was the targeted database, and that the hackers are now in possession of all personnel data for every federal employee, every federal retiree, and up to one million former federal employees.  ~That’s too much shit to read.


The hacked data included social security numbers ~face-lifts~  fingerprints ~penile implantations~ dates of birth, pension status, ~tribe~ gender ~boob-job/butt-jobs~ race ~species~ age, ~phylum~ and former addresses. More importantly, it also contained intimate psychological profile information such as: sexual behavior ~with inanimate objects~ perversions, and sexual activities lacking in discretion.  ~You mean like WITH goats n’ stuff~? Risk of foreign exploitation ~here we GO~ a metric that quantified an individual’s ability to be influenced by ~gorgeous, curvaceous~ foreign interests ~wearing provocative Chinese cargo-pants and high-top tennis shoes~


Using this information, the CCP was able to blackmail ~fingernails on chalkboard~ extort or pressure thousands of individuals in key positions throughout the U.S. military and federal government ~to eat more rice-a-roni~  This is one of the ~swell~ big answers of how so many people in America ~speak for yourself, Mitch-meister~ have been corrupted by China: ~Been wondering about that corruption around the base of my water-heater. Freekin China~!!~

Our own government put all the blackmail materials in one giant database ~allowed to marinate in Heinz 57 Steak Sauce~ and then “allowed” that database to be ~very pleasantly~ penetrated by China. This situation was, of course, allowed to unfold under ~that skinny-ass, oily, black dude with door-knob ears and car sales, buck teeth~ Barack Obama, a treasonous operative ~Now, be nice Mitch~ who used such opportunities to compromise American security underwear~ and feed intel to America’s enemies such as China and Iran ~and the nuclear-armed Island of Galapagos


From 2015 through 2019, China finalized its plan to engineer a biological weapon and release it on the world ~We watched that movie on a slow night at Bingo~ knowing it would cause extensive damage to the economy and liberties of America~Krapp!  Hate it when that happens~ This bioweapon also justified the punitive lockdowns which were used by state officials to argue for extended mail-in ballots — a mechanism used to rig the 2020 election and attempt to install Joe Biden as president.  ~NOW, I finally understand how the world works, Professor McAdams, but I forgot to take notes~ This was confirmed just two days ago by President Trump himself ~or some fat hologram~ in his historic speech at the White House.  McAdams meant to say hysteric~

China also knew ~Wow, Mitch knows a lotta shit about stuff~ that America’s only real chance to defend itself ~its ‘widdo’ self~ from cyber warfare (election theft) and biological warfare (covid) would be for President Generalissimo Trump to activate a military response. ~Regrettably, he lost track of the “activation-switch.”~  So, part of China’s effort was focused on ways to injure or kill as many U.S. soldiers as possible ~using Oversized Styrofoam Bats, without engaging in direct kinetic ~Wow, big word for Mitch;  must’a look’d it up~ conflict, which China knew it would lose due to the technical and training superiority of U.S. military personnel. ~Yep, there goes Private Mitchell McAdams: an exceptionally superior and technically trained Australopithecus (see: Lucy)~


Remember: China has been waging unrestricted warfare against the United States. ~Shit! Almost forgot that~This form of warfare relies on covert attacks such as bioweapons, cyber warfare, intellectual property theft, monetary attacks and so on. ~Mr McAdams, we’ll TRY like hell to remember all that propaganda-sludge~ These are indirect weapons that are not easily traced back to their origin, but can still be incredibly effective.  Hey thanks, there, Mitch-bro.  Too cool of you to say something nice about China~


China knew ~WowGee! Mike knows EVEN MORE stuff~ that if the U.S. military could be maneuvered into injecting all U.S. soldiers with a dangerous, deadly ~“Sissy-vaccine” (actually, a nanotech weapon delivery system) ~with ballet-shoes included~ as a knee-jerk reaction to the coronavirus pandemic, it could weaken U.S. military readiness ~especially after Mexican food~ at the exact moment ~nap-time siesta~ Trump would need the military to defend the republic ~of Mar-a-Lago~ and fight off an attempted left-wing Bolshevik~Jew~style kinetic ~there’s that cool word again that Mitch look’d up~ revolution attempt.



Next time: “Targeting Cyber Operations and Missile Subs with Vaccines AND GIGANTIC SYRINGES”  ——–> yahOk . . . .  class dismissed . . .



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The Texas Suk’a Snowball Massacre

Lancaster Merrin is fairly confident that EVERYBODY WANTS Emoji to KNOW this stuff .. fairly confident

Here’s the report. U might find it amusing or . . TERRIFYING~!  ,,,,, or insufferably mundane


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Besides the fact that I’m STILL celebrating last week’s successful survival-strategy (stay on couch, ski-clothing, 40 lbs of covers, sleep A LOT, avoid suicide) . . Lanc lost 9 pounds during the 4.5 days of The Great Texas Freezer-Burn~ . . . . .  and for a few days subsequent (lost appetite).  Down to 160. 

It might be concluded that, while wearing ski-gloves, occasionally forcing down a few fork-fulls of half-frozen, fortuitously & previously prepared, rice-concoctions (normal burrito-fillers) will have some kind of affect on those profile shots. Didn’t really need to lose weight; it just happened. 

45 degrees inside = no appetite. {don’t try this at home).

Kept certain foods OUTSIDE on balcony, and hoped that they didn’t TOTALLY freeze on me.  AGAIN: no power = no refrigerator, no stove, no lights (inside & outside) = abject darkness at night; sparse light during day (cloudy with big trees packed with snow blocking light); gee thanks.  Obviously, no Netflix, computer or Internet.   NOPE. Nada. Zip . . . . . . 

–>  4.5 days + freezing-ass outside + colder’n crapp inside.


Smoked only about 3 or 4 menthols the whole time.   Here’s the deal:  Stepping onto the balcony carried a predictable, painful price:  regardless of gloves and Ugh Boots, 15-degree weather immediately attacked hands  and feet; for the LUXURY of a 7-minute balcony-menthol, you PAID an hour to get the 4 of’em back to semi-normal cold INSIDE at 43 degrees.


At one point, early on, preparatory to a balcony smoke, Merrin wisely (…duh) elected to wear a large, semi-puffy ski-type jacket with one of those fuzzy hoods.  Guess what.  NEVER took that jacket — nor the hood — OFF for the remaining 3 days; -“Go Eskimo”- slept in it – with gloves — under 40 lbs of covers.  

. . . and THAT was kinda OK, as long as I STAYED PUT; except Lancaster’s youthful, attractive FACE got very cold~!  Considered a plastic-bag; subsequently changed mind.

As soon as I got up — – flashlight or Bic-lighter flicks in hand — to make an unscheduled ‘visit’ down the hall OR for purely survival consumption — things started getting COLD again, PDQ.


NOTE:  mortal fear that – just like in a horror film — the flashlight would pull one of those flame-outs, when the Lanc-knob needed it the most.  Worried about radio-batteries, as well, so kept it OFF much of the time.  Sometimes would cautiously listen to CLASSICAL violin-music to {maybe} GET ME the hell to SLEEP, again.


This ACTUALLY worked:  while wearing my “Go Eskimo” outfit and ski-gloves, decided to do some exercises to MAYBE warm up a little INSIDE the APT.  Holding onto the kitchen counter, did some ‘deep’ knee bends, some weight curls AND next, paced back & forth along my short hallway.  THEN, lumbered back onto the couch; again, under 40 lbs of covers.  It became a routine:  [1] go pee; [2] ‘work out’ in kitchen; [3] GET back on couch; [4] get to sleep, or [5] zombie stare at nothing.

After the workouts or cracker-snack, sometimes our guy would actually be ABLE to fall asleep for a while OR just lay there STARING OFF somewhere into the dark cosmos.  As a routine, needed to check the TIME on my low-on-power, 2013-issue, basic as hell, flip-phone; then, quickly turn it OFF. 

If I had NOT known what time or DAY it was, would have descended into madness.  Later, found some mysterious, OLD batteries in the freezer which just happened to FIT an equally OLD cd-player & RADIO~!  Lucky break.

The “lucky” radio, HOWEVER, possessed ONE bleak annotation:  like most people in Austin, my power went out at 1 a.m. on Monday (15th).  The morning news personalities on KLBJ-AM KEPT reporting that the outage would likely last about 48 freekin’ hours — until maybe Wednesday afternoon.  48 hours of solitary confinement in the Dairy Department, doin’ the same, basic, stupid stuff over and over again.

THEN THIS: The repugnant sound you could hear was my balloon-head DEFLATING when  Wednesday CAME & WENT~!  Then, Thursday became a cruel figment of somebody’s warp’d imagination, as well.

So, while the radio blessed Merrin with valuable updates, ON the NEG-side, it served as a prime source and spontaneous trigger FOR notions of blissful suicide followed by a warm, soothing cremation.

Ephemerally, it was encouraging, to wake up and realize that the HERO of this report had somehow struggled to valiantly knock-off a few more hours — ‘chunks of time’ asleep.  BUT then, psychologically a brain-stomp to realize that it was THE SAME mo-fo DAY~! 

 . . . Then the radio guys would tack-on another 24 hours which, of course, INCLUDED the same THREE simple, primitive, perfunctory, miserable activities OVER & OVER & OVER again AND . . . on the SAME godforsaken day; while being entombed on the couch, forever.


Is anybody actually getting the “Psycho-Screw” the writer is trying to describe, here? 


INSIDE the APT, which was naturally and gradually GETTING colder by the day, every object I was required to touch was pretty much ice cold: phone, flashlight, lighters, utensils, door-knobs; even the TOP cover-comforter was cold to the touch and, of course, my jacket was cold on the outside.

Was really getting sick-to-freekin’ death of COLD things; felt betrayed by inanimate objects.

If I had had a girlfriend on the premises, she would undoubtedly have been on the frosty-side, as well.


REALIZE THAT 4.5 days doesn’t SEEM that long.  IT IS.  The longest 4 and a half days of my heretofore meaningless existence.  As stated, it was like being simultaneously trapped and dead.   A total psychological brain-fuk + blown relief-expectations + sublime Marque de Sade-type discomfort and ‘vexation’— bordering on clinical depression and stuff like that.


The STRANGEST thing, and something Lancaster thought was probably a typical, routine harbinger of impending DEATH, was a hallucination and/or optical anomaly.

  • precursor to a massive STROKE~?!  
  • A subtle, evil inducement to drink DRANO~?!

Two or three of my krappy sleep-segments ENDED with a momentary, colorful ‘cartoon-dream.’ The final frame of the cartoon seemed to be contained within a ‘computer screen.’  Anyway . . . 

AFTER I had clearly woken up in the darkness, no matter where I turned my head, I simply could NOT get rid of THAT LAST dream-PICTURE – apparently super-glued to my eyeballs.  Was forced to ‘blast’ flashlight ON, to make it GO the F away~!!  

Again, it happened two or three times~!!  Bizarre & Disconcertingunder those extraordinary circumstances.  Maybe somebody should TALK to a professional.   



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Vaccine Shooter. Lime Twist

here we go . . .

FROM the vaunted Roman ColiseumEmperor Steevus Brainius Maximus declares to the Plebians:

  
EVERYONE! This is all misinformation and/or fabrication.     ———> hail, Caesar

OkEmperor and part-time Doctor Steve sounds pretty sure of himself, as usual.  And THAT’S because he watches TV news, talks to his doctor at a branch office of the UNC Health SYSTEM, and does CDC/Guv cuts & pastes.  OK, fine.  If that’s good enough for the rest of YOU, go ahead ON. Let’s Get JABBIN’, yO!

BUT, let’s recall together: Like everything else with POLITICAL ramifications, Covid info streams from a handful of guv-types WAY at the top.  The same TYPE of geek-losers who claimed Saddam’s WMD, the Gulf of Tonkin AND who dismiss the fact that Building 7 just decided to collapse. 

These are uniquely DESPERATE times, SO WATCH OUT~!  Believe it or not, those geek-types ARE — when the rubber ultimately hits the road — YOUR smiling ENEMY.  Unlike  individuals such as Robert Kennedy Jr, Paul Craig Roberts, Stephen Lendman, GUV-types ONLY care about  political/ economic results AND, of course, having access to that plausible deniability back-door, when and if the Krapp’n Jam Sandwich hits the fan; about people? NOT SO MUCH.

They are career politicians and appointees.  Period.  Garden variety APOLOGISTS like Steevus Brainius Maximus are a-dime-a-dozen in the . . . . . ———>  USofA-holesPsychosLiars&Jewsters.  Find them comfortably sitting on a sofa near you thinking sexual thoughts about Nancy Pelosi.

Q:  Has ANY, ONE named individual — not some agency memo — stepped up to the line and STATED definitively that:

  • [1] you should take the jab, 
  • [2] that the jab won’t damage your body mechanisms currently OR in the future, 
  • [3] the jab will ‘work’ in some meaningful way to protect from serious Covid-19 assaults.

Steve, sir, has ANY single Guv-type, in front of a microphone, actually done EXACTLY that WITHOUT subtle, oily equivocation?  Just wondering.

[Steevus Maximus] I could post the links but do your own research. LINKS are loads of fun~  Just do quick searches on the phrases, people’s names, organizations. ~Ok, then what happens?~ You will quickly find that Judy Mikovits is a widely discredited researcher,  ~Discredited by Steve’s gang of cardboard, bureaucrat-rat, GUV-TYPES~ the Children’s health defense, the Robert Kennedy Jr’s anti-vax organization. He was just kicked off instagram for his constant lies ~WowGee, Steevus~! You really know ‘stuff’~ about vaccines. And so on.  

Regarding the ‘steve issue’:

A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
Definition: A small amount of knowledge about a topic can make people falsely believe they are experts on that topic.

Alexander Pope’s An Essay on Criticism (1709)

Oh my Gawwd~! Instagram, Facebook, Twitter — all OWNED by –> Jewsters, calling the social-media shots these days, and link’d up with Mary Shelly’s Bidenstein Creature and that whole, cheap, horror-flick AGENDA.  yEr in good company, Steevus.  

[Steevus Maximus] For what it is worth, ~Thanks for the ‘qualifier’~ the clinic where I got my vaccine says they had had no adverse reactions to date ~Yahsher. Like they would tell YOU about the bodies in the basement~! (they are part of the UNC Health System ~Ok, swell~). I had mild arm soreness and fatigue that night, and nothing more. ~Wow~! Guess that’s pretty good proof U ain’t dayd, yet~ If you have concerns about the vaccine, consult with your doctor, blah blah yah not this stuff.  

THIS ‘stuff’ suggests that Steevee might have jak-rabbit jumped on the ‘jab’ a tad too soon.  Call me, my friend, if ya wake up scared at 3 a.m. from a reelee scaree bad-jab dream.  


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D.C. Gets a Shot of REALITY; pays the bar tab

yAH, sher, OK …They pushed through some barriers and some under-paid cops AND entered the ‘hallowed halls & chambers’ of publicly taxsubsidized ‘arrogant little leaders’ during ONE of their ‘special little rituals.’

. . . golly-wow! Then what happen’d, Mr. Merrin, sir?

A HUGE buncha’ people representing  70 million . . .

Busted up a few things 

. . . . Oh, my dear Gaawwd in heaven!! -> squawk-ity squawk!

About 50 arrests 

gee, big freekin’ ‘Wow’

No one would’ve been seriously hurt, EXCEPT. . .

The low-life cop garbage who shot that unarmed FEMALE should go to PRISON,  or better yet, have his head inadvertently beat to a pulp while he sleeps, TONIGHT.  

SO WHAT thuh FfukkkYa!!?  

Joe bug eyes Biden, Steve, Edna, Cinci, Gregg, Kathy, Deebo, Nancy putrefied Pelosi et al –>

–> SHUDDUP!!

Go back to your Chilean Sea Bass on Rice

But WAIT~!!

Yeah, oK … I STILL can’t stand Trump-dog, ALMOST as Mucho.