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Lanc kinda likes China. So, BILL ME!

China-man. He velly velly bad at do-eeng du barnyawd boogie. You see? Can’t dance fo’ kwap. Soh, dare yooGo. China-man —-> he so BAD!

[]… this was written 3 months ago; didn’t POST it out, for some reason.  The McAdams-article is a cautionary sent to Lancaster Merrin by BjX, who is currently wandering the deep dark woods of Lakeside CA on a Silver Biotics hallucination-buzz. It would seem that – 3 months ago – BjX was/is in agreement with the Mitchell McAdams article, BUT probably NOT the Merrin commentary highlighted, for your convenience, in BOLD. (names have been changed to protect the innocent and the flamboyantly capricious).

Watch your head!  Them damn Chinese Communists are doin’ stuff

By: Mitchel McAdams / Natural Propaganda News

Today’s Situation Update ~Boys & Girls~!! (for Dec. 5th) lays out stunning~PG-13~details on a grand, wartime conspiracy involving Operation Warp Speed ~Using your ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops’ joy-stick~ This vaccine program to mass vaccinate U.S. military personnel ~and their chubby blonde wives~ is actually phase two of a CCP-engineered bioweapons attack ~DeerFukkingGawwd!!~ on America that began with the release of the SARS-cov-2 coronavirus ~from Dr FrankenChong’s laboratory~ and now proceeds ~seamlessly and elegantly~ to the mass injections of U.S. troops with a dangerous, largely untested,~ largely evil~ and experimental vaccine that already shows a 100% rate of ~gross stupidity~ side effects in high-dose study subjects ~who chose to smoke the vaccine~

The new mRNA platform ~Wow, what’s THAT, Mitch~? used for these vaccines, hijacks the body’s cells, invading ribosomes ~barbecue’d ribosomes~? and causing them to churn out non-human ~like that green ‘alien’ goop?~ proteins which invade the blood ~“Here they freekin’ come!!”~ These proteins cause the body to attack itself in a “cytokine storm” of inflammation, ~masturbation~ and autoimmune disorders, resulting in neurological damage, infertility ~infidelity~ tissue damage and even ~last, but certainly not least~ death ~general discomfort, and concurrent bad attitude~

Perhaps that’s why US Army General Gus Perna, in explaining the purpose of this program, says, “We’re ready to execute.” (Source: Military.com).  “Execute THIS, jar-head~!”

The OPM hack gave China intimate details on nearly all U.S. military personnel and government officials. ~Well, hell.  Guess that’s not exactly ‘good’~

The “OPM hacks” refers to China’s penetration and exfiltration of over 22 million personnel data files from the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, discovered in June of 2015 ~Who says China did it?  Might’ve been Wolf Blitzer~

As J. David Cox, ~who was last seen frantically making copies at a DC Photomat~ head of the AFGE government union, explained at the time, this hack compromised extremely intimate details ~like that tattoo in the wrong hemisphere?~ about all members of the military and government: Got any Ivanka stuff~?!

We believe that the Central Personnel Data File was the targeted database, and that the hackers are now in possession of all personnel data for every federal employee, every federal retiree, and up to one million former federal employees.  ~That’s too much shit to read.

The hacked data included social security numbers ~face-lifts~  fingerprints ~penile implantations~ dates of birth, pension status, ~tribe~ gender ~boob-job/butt-jobs~ race ~species~ age, ~phylum~ and former addresses. More importantly, it also contained intimate psychological profile information such as: sexual behavior ~with inanimate objects~ perversions, and sexual activities lacking in discretion.  ~You mean like WITH goats n’ stuff~? Risk of foreign exploitation ~here we GO~ a metric that quantified an individual’s ability to be influenced by ~gorgeous, curvaceous~ foreign interests ~wearing provocative Chinese cargo-pants and high-top tennis shoes~

Using this information, the CCP was able to blackmail ~fingernails on chalkboard~ extort or pressure thousands of individuals in key positions throughout the U.S. military and federal government ~to eat more rice-a-roni~  This is one of the ~swell~ big answers of how so many people in America ~speak for yourself, Mitch-meister~ have been corrupted by China: ~Been wondering about that corruption around the base of my water-heater. Freekin China~!!~

Our own government put all the blackmail materials in one giant database ~allowed to marinate in Heinz 57 Steak Sauce~ and then “allowed” that database to be ~very pleasantly~ penetrated by China. This situation was, of course, allowed to unfold under ~that skinny-ass, oily, black dude with door-knob ears and car sales, buck teeth~ Barack Obama, a treasonous operative ~Now, be nice Mitch~ who used such opportunities to compromise American security underwear~ and feed intel to America’s enemies such as China and Iran ~and the nuclear-armed Island of Galapagos

From 2015 through 2019, China finalized its plan to engineer a biological weapon and release it on the world ~We watched that movie on a slow night at Bingo~ knowing it would cause extensive damage to the economy and liberties of America~Krapp!  Hate it when that happens~ This bioweapon also justified the punitive lockdowns which were used by state officials to argue for extended mail-in ballots — a mechanism used to rig the 2020 election and attempt to install Joe Biden as president.  ~NOW, I finally understand how the world works, Professor McAdams, but I forgot to take notes~ This was confirmed just two days ago by President Trump himself ~or some fat hologram~ in his historic speech at the White House.  McAdams meant to say hysteric~

China also knew ~Wow, Mitch knows a lotta shit about stuff~ that America’s only real chance to defend itself ~its ‘widdo’ self~ from cyber warfare (election theft) and biological warfare (covid) would be for President Generalissimo Trump to activate a military response. ~Regrettably, he lost track of the “activation-switch.”~  So, part of China’s effort was focused on ways to injure or kill as many U.S. soldiers as possible ~using Oversized Styrofoam Bats, without engaging in direct kinetic ~Wow, big word for Mitch;  must’a look’d it up~ conflict, which China knew it would lose due to the technical and training superiority of U.S. military personnel. ~Yep, there goes Private Mitchell McAdams: an exceptionally superior and technically trained Australopithecus (see: Lucy)~

Remember: China has been waging unrestricted warfare against the United States. ~Shit! Almost forgot that~This form of warfare relies on covert attacks such as bioweapons, cyber warfare, intellectual property theft, monetary attacks and so on. ~Mr McAdams, we’ll TRY like hell to remember all that propaganda-sludge~ These are indirect weapons that are not easily traced back to their origin, but can still be incredibly effective.  Hey thanks, there, Mitch-bro.  Too cool of you to say something nice about China~

China knew ~WowGee! Mike knows EVEN MORE stuff~ that if the U.S. military could be maneuvered into injecting all U.S. soldiers with a dangerous, deadly ~“Sissy-vaccine” (actually, a nanotech weapon delivery system) ~with ballet-shoes included~ as a knee-jerk reaction to the coronavirus pandemic, it could weaken U.S. military readiness ~especially after Mexican food~ at the exact moment ~nap-time siesta~ Trump would need the military to defend the republic ~of Mar-a-Lago~ and fight off an attempted left-wing Bolshevik~Jew~style kinetic ~there’s that cool word again that Mitch look’d up~ revolution attempt.

Next time: “Targeting Cyber Operations and Missile Subs with Vaccines AND GIGANTIC SYRINGES”  ——–> yahOk . . . .  class dismissed . . .

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The Texas Suk’a Snowball Massacre

Lancaster Merrin is fairly confident that EVERYBODY WANTS Emoji to KNOW this stuff .. fairly confident

Here’s the report. U might find it amusing or . . TERRIFYING~!  ,,,,, or insufferably mundane

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Besides the fact that I’m STILL celebrating last week’s successful survival-strategy (stay on couch, ski-clothing, 40 lbs of covers, sleep A LOT, avoid suicide) . . Lanc lost 9 pounds during the 4.5 days of The Great Texas Freezer-Burn~ . . . . .  and for a few days subsequent (lost appetite).  Down to 160. 

It might be concluded that, while wearing ski-gloves, occasionally forcing down a few fork-fulls of half-frozen, fortuitously & previously prepared, rice-concoctions (normal burrito-fillers) will have some kind of affect on those profile shots. Didn’t really need to lose weight; it just happened. 

45 degrees inside = no appetite. {don’t try this at home).

Kept certain foods OUTSIDE on balcony, and hoped that they didn’t TOTALLY freeze on me.  AGAIN: no power = no refrigerator, no stove, no lights (inside & outside) = abject darkness at night; sparse light during day (cloudy with big trees packed with snow blocking light); gee thanks.  Obviously, no Netflix, computer or Internet.   NOPE. Nada. Zip . . . . . . 

–>  4.5 days + freezing-ass outside + colder’n crapp inside.

Smoked only about 3 or 4 menthols the whole time.   Here’s the deal:  Stepping onto the balcony carried a predictable, painful price:  regardless of gloves and Ugh Boots, 15-degree weather immediately attacked hands  and feet; for the LUXURY of a 7-minute balcony-menthol, you PAID an hour to get the 4 of’em back to semi-normal cold INSIDE at 43 degrees.

At one point, early on, preparatory to a balcony smoke, Merrin wisely (…duh) elected to wear a large, semi-puffy ski-type jacket with one of those fuzzy hoods.  Guess what.  NEVER took that jacket — nor the hood — OFF for the remaining 3 days; -“Go Eskimo”- slept in it – with gloves — under 40 lbs of covers.  

. . . and THAT was kinda OK, as long as I STAYED PUT; except Lancaster’s youthful, attractive FACE got very cold~!  Considered a plastic-bag; subsequently changed mind.

As soon as I got up — – flashlight or Bic-lighter flicks in hand — to make an unscheduled ‘visit’ down the hall OR for purely survival consumption — things started getting COLD again, PDQ.

NOTE:  mortal fear that – just like in a horror film — the flashlight would pull one of those flame-outs, when the Lanc-knob needed it the most.  Worried about radio-batteries, as well, so kept it OFF much of the time.  Sometimes would cautiously listen to CLASSICAL violin-music to {maybe} GET ME the hell to SLEEP, again.

This ACTUALLY worked:  while wearing my “Go Eskimo” outfit and ski-gloves, decided to do some exercises to MAYBE warm up a little INSIDE the APT.  Holding onto the kitchen counter, did some ‘deep’ knee bends, some weight curls AND next, paced back & forth along my short hallway.  THEN, lumbered back onto the couch; again, under 40 lbs of covers.  It became a routine:  [1] go pee; [2] ‘work out’ in kitchen; [3] GET back on couch; [4] get to sleep, or [5] zombie stare at nothing.

After the workouts or cracker-snack, sometimes our guy would actually be ABLE to fall asleep for a while OR just lay there STARING OFF somewhere into the dark cosmos.  As a routine, needed to check the TIME on my low-on-power, 2013-issue, basic as hell, flip-phone; then, quickly turn it OFF. 

If I had NOT known what time or DAY it was, would have descended into madness.  Later, found some mysterious, OLD batteries in the freezer which just happened to FIT an equally OLD cd-player & RADIO~!  Lucky break.

The “lucky” radio, HOWEVER, possessed ONE bleak annotation:  like most people in Austin, my power went out at 1 a.m. on Monday (15th).  The morning news personalities on KLBJ-AM KEPT reporting that the outage would likely last about 48 freekin’ hours — until maybe Wednesday afternoon.  48 hours of solitary confinement in the Dairy Department, doin’ the same, basic, stupid stuff over and over again.

THEN THIS: The repugnant sound you could hear was my balloon-head DEFLATING when  Wednesday CAME & WENT~!  Then, Thursday became a cruel figment of somebody’s warp’d imagination, as well.

So, while the radio blessed Merrin with valuable updates, ON the NEG-side, it served as a prime source and spontaneous trigger FOR notions of blissful suicide followed by a warm, soothing cremation.

Ephemerally, it was encouraging, to wake up and realize that the HERO of this report had somehow struggled to valiantly knock-off a few more hours — ‘chunks of time’ — asleep.  BUT then, psychologically a brain-stomp to realize that it was THE SAME mo-fo DAY~! 

 . . . Then the radio guys would tack-on another 24 hours which, of course, INCLUDED the same THREE simple, primitive, perfunctory, miserable activities OVER & OVER & OVER again AND . . . on the SAME godforsaken day; while being entombed on the couch, forever.

Is anybody actually getting the “Psycho-Screw” the writer is trying to describe, here? 

INSIDE the APT, which was naturally and gradually GETTING colder by the day, every object I was required to touch was pretty much ice cold: phone, flashlight, lighters, utensils, door-knobs; even the TOP cover-comforter was cold to the touch and, of course, my jacket was cold on the outside.

Was really getting sick-to-freekin’ death of COLD things; felt betrayed by inanimate objects.

If I had had a girlfriend on the premises, she would undoubtedly have been on the frosty-side, as well.

REALIZE THAT 4.5 days doesn’t SEEM that long.  IT IS.  The longest 4 and a half days of my heretofore meaningless existence.  As stated, it was like being simultaneously trapped and dead.   A total psychological brain-fuk + blown relief-expectations + sublime Marque de Sade-type discomfort and ‘vexation’—— bordering on clinical depression and stuff like that.

The STRANGEST thing, and something Lancaster thought was probably a typical, routine harbinger of impending DEATH, was a hallucination and/or optical anomaly.

  • A precursor to a massive STROKE~?!  
  • A subtle, evil inducement to drink DRANO~?!

Two or three of my krappy sleep-segments ENDED with a momentary, colorful ‘cartoon-dream.’ The final frame of the cartoon seemed to be contained within a ‘computer screen.’  Anyway . . . 

AFTER I had clearly woken up in the darkness, no matter where I turned my head, I simply could NOT get rid of THAT LAST dream-PICTURE – apparently super-glued to my eyeballs.  Was forced to ‘blast’ flashlight ON, to make it GO the F away~!!  

Again, it happened two or three times~!!  Bizarre & Disconcerting, under those extraordinary circumstances.  Maybe somebody should TALK to a professional.   

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Vaccine Shooter. Lime Twist

here we go . . .

FROM the vaunted Roman Coliseum, Emperor Steevus Brainius Maximus declares to the Plebians:

  
EVERYONE! This is all misinformation and/or fabrication.     ———> hail, Caesar

Ok, Emperor and part-time Doctor Steve sounds pretty sure of himself, as usual.  And THAT’S because he watches TV news, talks to his doctor at a branch office of the UNC Health SYSTEM, and does CDC/Guv cuts & pastes.  OK, fine.  If that’s good enough for the rest of YOU, go ahead ON. Let’s Get JABBIN’, yO!

BUT, let’s recall together: Like everything else with POLITICAL ramifications, Covid info streams from a handful of guv-types WAY at the top.  The same TYPE of geek-losers who claimed Saddam’s WMD, the Gulf of Tonkin AND who dismiss the fact that Building 7 just decided to collapse. 

These are uniquely DESPERATE times, SO WATCH OUT~!  Believe it or not, those geek-types ARE — when the rubber ultimately hits the road — YOUR smiling ENEMY.  Unlike  individuals such as Robert Kennedy Jr, Paul Craig Roberts, Stephen Lendman, GUV-types ONLY care about  political/ economic results AND, of course, having access to that plausible deniability back-door, when and if the Krapp’n Jam Sandwich hits the fan; about people? NOT SO MUCH.

They are career politicians and appointees.  Period.  Garden variety APOLOGISTS like Steevus Brainius Maximus are a-dime-a-dozen in the . . . . . ———>  USofA-holesPsychosLiars&Jewsters.  Find them comfortably sitting on a sofa near you thinking sexual thoughts about Nancy Pelosi.

Q:  Has ANY, ONE named individual — not some agency memo — stepped up to the line and STATED definitively that:

  • [1] you should take the jab, 
  • [2] that the jab won’t damage your body mechanisms currently OR in the future, 
  • [3] the jab will ‘work’ in some meaningful way to protect from serious Covid-19 assaults.

Steve, sir, has ANY single Guv-type, in front of a microphone, actually done EXACTLY that WITHOUT subtle, oily equivocation?  Just wondering.

[Steevus Maximus] I could post the links but do your own research. ~ LINKS are loads of fun~  Just do quick searches on the phrases, people’s names, organizations. ~Ok, then what happens?~ You will quickly find that Judy Mikovits is a widely discredited researcher,  ~Discredited by Steve’s gang of cardboard, bureaucrat-rat, GUV-TYPES~ the Children’s health defense, the Robert Kennedy Jr’s anti-vax organization. He was just kicked off instagram for his constant lies ~WowGee, Steevus~! You really know ‘stuff’~ about vaccines. And so on.  

Regarding the ‘steve issue’:

“A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing“
Definition: A small amount of knowledge about a topic can make people falsely believe they are experts on that topic.

Alexander Pope’s An Essay on Criticism (1709)

Oh my Gawwd~! Instagram, Facebook, Twitter — all OWNED by –> Jewsters, calling the social-media shots these days, and link’d up with Mary Shelly’s Bidenstein Creature and that whole, cheap, horror-flick AGENDA.  yEr in good company, Steevus.  

[Steevus Maximus] For what it is worth, ~Thanks for the ‘qualifier’~ the clinic where I got my vaccine says they had had no adverse reactions to date ~Yahsher. Like they would tell YOU about the bodies in the basement~! (they are part of the UNC Health System ~Ok, swell~). I had mild arm soreness and fatigue that night, and nothing more. ~Wow~! Guess that’s pretty good proof U ain’t dayd, yet~ If you have concerns about the vaccine, consult with your doctor, blah blah yah not this stuff.  

THIS ‘stuff’ suggests that Steevee might have jak-rabbit jumped on the ‘jab’ a tad too soon.  Call me, my friend, if ya wake up scared at 3 a.m. from a reelee scaree bad-jab dream.  

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D.C. Gets a Shot of REALITY; pays the bar tab

yAH, sher, OK …They pushed through some barriers and some under-paid cops AND entered the ‘hallowed halls & chambers’ of publicly taxsubsidized ‘arrogant little leaders’ during ONE of their ‘special little rituals.’

. . . golly-wow! Then what happen’d, Mr. Merrin, sir?

A HUGE buncha’ people representing  70 million . . .

Busted up a few things 

. . . . Oh, my dear Gaawwd in heaven!! -> squawk-ity squawk!

About 50 arrests 

…gee, big freekin’ ‘Wow’

No one would’ve been seriously hurt, EXCEPT. . .

The low-life cop garbage who shot that unarmed FEMALE should go to PRISON,  or better yet, have his head inadvertently beat to a pulp while he sleeps, TONIGHT.  

SO WHAT thuh FfukkkYa!!?  

Joe bug eyes Biden, Steve, Edna, Cinci, Gregg, Kathy, Deebo, Nancy putrefied Pelosi et al –>

–> SHUDDUP!!

Go back to your Chilean Sea Bass on Rice

But WAIT~!!

Yeah, oK … I STILL can’t stand Trump-dog, ALMOST as Mucho.

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“I Could’a Bin’uh ConTender”

Well, this is some SHIT~!

Lancaster Merrin is alone, AGAIN, on Xmas Eve

That is just WRONG, man.

CRANK this Up for Santa and/or 

Baby Jeezuss~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I

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HERE’s some more great shit. YaKnow, like Covid-type stuff to think about . . .

Well, that’s IT for the Watersports~ ONE of Merrin’s remaining joys-in-life has always been water-skiing behind a paddle-boat. THAT’S DONE. Also snorting tap-water; sometimes known as brain and sinus douching; rather refreshing, actually, on a clogg’d up kinda day. STOP DOING THAT~!!

Deadly Brain-Eating Amoeba spreading across US via interconnected freshwater systems

Fortunately, it’s just ONE Amoeba — about the size of a small lizard. AND when it tires of the taste of a particular brain, it simply moves on; leaving it’s victim with 1/2 a brain, WHICH . . . . . –-> rolling eyes, while waiting for predictable punch-line –> would seem to EXPLAIN a lot.

^^^^

Notice how inordinately creative and clever, Karen. Wut? NO~?! Not really? …… well, for Krapps-sake!! {as your mom would say}. Lanc should probably just give UP trying to entertain older, jaded, burn’d-out females.

Hope THAT Denver ‘dislodging’ operation went well for ya. As I’ve been told at various bars on 6th Street, “NOBODY needs a freekin’ rock in the pancreas duct.”

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SarcoPod Flight Plan Rarefied Bathroom Humor

Having a BAD HAIR-DAY~?

The Sarco-Pod Seriously Rocks

3D-printable ‘Death Pod’ for stylish and peaceful suicide premiered at Venice expo. Let’s hear about it. My lease is up.

Sarco X ready for Lift Off . . –> yeah, but I’m NOT!

The final lab tests were conducted at Maak studio in Haarlem on Friday 7 August 2020 & the results are in. Yayyy~! They sent 6 old guys off to The Neverland Ranch~ Sarco created an oxygen-free environment in less than one minute. So don’t take it ‘outa park’ till yer reddy, Fred~ The oxygen inside the capsule plummeted rapidly from 21% to 0.4% in 50 seconds. Better make it a short speech, and a 12oz beer~

Other Lovely Styles and Colors of Final ‘launch-PADS’

WARNING! Bathroom Humor Alert

Bathroom stuff ain’t that funny; here’s some, anyway

After lunch (at 3:00 a.m.) or dinner (whenever), and having watched a QUALITY European murder mystery episode, I’ll typically settle in for my NOT well-deserved nap by watching some nonsense that I just want OFF my list. 

Perfect example: “The BabySitter–Killer Queen.”

Ridiculous, vulgar, dark humor, horror stuff WITH some good LINES now and then; well done production. Ya know, just before Merrin knocks-out for the 3rd time in 24 hours.

2 young, attractive people escaping a group of UNdead characters (some vicious but very sexy) arrive at a nice cabin in the woods.  During the course of the conversation, the guy looks uncomfortable.  She asks:

“What’s wrong with you?”

“I really need to go to the bathroom”

“Uh, would that be #1 or #2?”

“Hey, if I were forced to do a 2 in front of you I’d have to kill both of us”

Although the guy meant ‘in the same proximity,’ THAT SAYS IT, ladies & gentlemen~! The universally poignant #1 or #2 conundrum. “Oh, I forgot something at home; will be right back.”

After decades, it’s a profound measure of just how immature Lancaster Merrin remains, to this day. The EVIDENT lack of social progress due to a pathological timidity in such mundane matters. Never married, no kids.  Did SOMEHOW end up undeservedly ‘cohabitating‘ with 3 striking females, as I recall. 

The tribal ritual described above endured as a kind of routine and perpetual abomination, and provided a solid raison d’etre for suddenly having to split-solo back to Amarillo. A move which none of the previously mentioned co-habitants seemed to mind much.

All things considered would prefer to DO IT down the street in some bushes.  Then RETURN for dinner, soft music & dancing.

Note to Self: This bathroom ‘angle’ was a bad idea. Too LATE NOW~! Hate myself . . . . . . . . May, in fact, be suicidal.

Let’s try this: “The BabySitter: Killer Queen” compelled Merrin to do it.

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Yo, blog here! Know wut I’m sayin’?

The Finger of Death

The Good News~!  Lanc only has 2 or 3 days to go before the 14 day Covid-19 contract-window  officially CLOSES.  Here’s the drama:

 
. . . . On November 2, after purchasing a used coffee-maker from Goodwill — because Nan Merrin (deceased mom) and I are certifiably cheap — Lanc, after leaving the store, FORGOT to use the hand-cleaner, right there, in his pocket at the time.  As mentioned, he had been handling somebody’s used appliance at freekin’  Goodwill, no less.  Note: The previous owner may have croaked from Covid; would not be drinking anymore coffee. 

Ok, not only THAT, on his walk home he suddenly felt compelled to stop walking, and proceeded to touch and gently scratch a minor itch in the corner of his left EYE.  We’ve all been there.

In the middle of doing THAT, he was thunder-struck by an instantaneous vision of an ICU with Lancaster Merrin IN IT, hooked up to tubes and a transparent, plastic thing on his face.

  
3 days to go.  Since the 2nd, ANY minor headache, incidental cough, nose-sniff, or even the slightest feeling of malaise, it was that ICU-flash, AGAIN.  Refrigerator post-it note read: make out that will, you dumb-fuk~!


So, I’ll be ready for a solo River-dance and a Dos Equis on Monday.

The Miserable News~!
. . . there’s a pretty red & pink map BELOW the pretty red bar-graphs

Dazzling!!

NEVER anyone like her EVER in D.C. ….. NEVER EVER~!!

motherofHeaven~!!

The Relative ‘DAZZLINGNESS’ of AOC

as to ‘dazzling’ AOC

[bjX] And hopefully never ever again. You always were a suck-up to the ladies, but she’ll bite you once she gets a hold of your emails as a semi-Trump supporter—kind’a like that friendly turned fiendly* girlfriend of yours that stole your car-ha!  

[LancM] We all make delightful ‘little’ mistakes (see attached).   At least Lanc’s didn’t last 20 to 40 years~!!  

[bjX] Now AOC is making her list, checking it twice, going to find out if your naughty (Trump supporter) or nice.  I imagine they had a similar list in Stalin’s Russia, Nazi Germany and  Mao’s China

[LancM] Well, you’re RIGHT about THAT.  AOC’s ‘list’ notion and quotations regarding anyone who voices an adverse OPINION regarding the validity of a Biden-election, ALONG with her stupid blathering about the ‘racist’ Trump HAS INDEED, turned yours truly OFF.  As such, the latter will no longer be answering her phone-calls from bars at 1:30 a.m.  SHE’S OUT~!

. . . Millions of Biden Buffoons don’t care to realize — AMONG many OTHER such distasteful behaviors — that sleaze-ball, smiling Yobama DEPORTED more HISPANICS than Trump or ‘W.’ Also, the former drone-bombed the living shit out of people and families.  Trump? NOPE.  Plus, dem-dix  FALLACIOUSLY  haunted Trump regarding Russian ELECTION meddling and Putin INFLUENCE for 2 or 3 years.  SO . . .

——>  ffukk’em!! I sayyy

. . . My Ex-girlfriend is STILL the most stunningly beautiful female Congressional-babe EVER~!

Yep, Roxanne  ultimately stole my parents’ inherited 2003 Buick Regal; she had issues.  Sadly, Lanc Merrin was then forced to buy for cash a 2011 black, not-a-scratch, 6 speed-clutch, 426 hp 420 torque, Camaro SS.  What a sexy, pretty brat~! Kinda miss watching her move about the cabin.  Suggestion: always gorgeous, Hispanic females –– don’t trust’em

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Religion, Spirituality & the “Afterlife” After -PARTY. . . Get your Covid-19 passes NOW!

Over 95% of women who have an abortion do not regret it []

“The majority of women who have had an abortion do not regret the decision to undergo the procedure, a new study has revealed.  The research, published in Social Science & Medicine, [] found that five years after having an abortion, over 95% of the women said it was the right decision for them. 

Researchers surveyed 667 women across 21 states in the US who had abortions at the start of the five year study, analyzing their emotions surrounding their decision to get an abortion.  The women were surveyed a week after they sought care and every six months thereafter, for a total of 11 times.

Participants were asked if they had any emotions of sadness, guilt, relief, regret, anger or happiness over their decision.  Results revealed 95% of women indicated that an abortion was the right decision for them over the course of the study.  Relief was the most common emotion throughout the five years of the study.”

Get To The Drive-up Window & Get It Done

[lancM] It’s WHAT I’ve always said.  Females: dump the parasite and GET ON with your life as planned.  Let not religion, mysticism, guilt-mongers, liars or external pressure OF ANY KIND get in your way~!!

[bjX] How come you’re so caught up in the women’s rights movement? 

[lancM] Uh … it’s a human-rights issue; females are human; forced child bearing is Christian/Muslim repression. 

[bjX] Me thinks it’s more to do with a man’s right to be free of child support bills for the next 18 years 

[lancM] Maybe you should avoid thinking as much as possible.

[bjX] — but just speculating as I have absolutely no idea if there are any Lancaster Merrin Jrs wandering around out there.   Would you still call them a “parasite” at near or full term? 

[lancM] That’s a typical, low-rent, right-wing deflection; most ALL abortions are performed in the first 90 days. FYI: partial-birth abortions are OK with me; they are sadly done for a nightmarish medical reason.

[bjX] So would you consider yourself, at some point, a parasite?  Of course by your definition.  See. That is the difference from folks on the right and those on the left.  The right has a certain respect for life no matter the age.  The left doesn’t.  

[lancM] The ‘right’ has NO respect for anything except their OWN, individual or corporate bottom-lines and holding onto the Evangelical Christian electorate, and maybe some primitive Muslims just off the boat.  

Young Lancaster Merrin

[lancM] Parasite?  Me? Absolutely. I WAS a chicken-noodle-soup parasite. THEN, later in the aquarium, I was a shrimp salad parasite. Upon exiting the dark-chamber, I was nothing more than an eating & diaper-doo, dressed-up, monkey-parasite until about 4 or 5 years old. That’s when I presumably started to realize MY OWN existence.

Then and only then, could I be considered an actual ‘person’ AND somebody that should, indeed, be remembered forever DUE TO genuine human interaction. Don’t get me wrong; toddlers are pretty much OK, I guess. It’s fun to watch’em DO STUFF or scream their brains out at the grocery story. It’s a one-way operation: you give, they take. Biological Parasitism. We’ll pass.

Merrin hates to break the news to phony-emotion claimers like bjX & associates, but NOBODY can actually be missed, if they NEVER existed. 

Did my own blissfully Catholic mother — a zygote manufacturing appliance, producing 6 units — miss her two unfortunate duds? NOPE; don’t think so; not for long.  She got right to work in another production-number.

So, therefore, thus . . .I’m thinkin’ . . . a modern, progressive, educated female, unbeset by archaic, traditional pressures from right-wing, religious knobs or political hacks, will have the abortion — or the morning-after pill — and guiltlessly GET ON with her own LIFE & aspirations. And do so unmolested by a parasitic, relentless burden. A burden conspicuously never assumed by the aforementioned MALE hypocrates. A burden, furthermore, demanded by certain zealously deluded, self righteous, FEMALES of a particular bovine species.

You know, like a bleating herd of water-buffalo waiting around to screw, eat and give-birth [repeat cycle].  The smattering of women who find themselves besieged by merciless guilt are, ironically, mentally-ill and certifiably unfit to BE mothers. 

Look! Up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s ….. geez! It’s Jeezus!

This guy can do all sorts of stuff, too. WATCH []

(|) [bjX]: Amazing you think a stack of historical written records of Jesus and his amazing wit and themes of love, all by many witnesses, were all made up? I suppose the Sumerian text, chiseled in stone centuries earlier than the Bible and Hindu text, are fabricated as well?
[LancM]: Well, they certainly exist; it is the contents and claims therein that are fabrications and/or wishful thinking by way of the ancient ‘flat earth society’ and local geniuses with a social agenda and a mission.

[bjX]: What additional evidence would seal the deal for you that he was real? Got any proof at all that he was just a fictional character, faked by dozens of writers?
[LancM]: No, not flat-out faked; just misrepresented by ardent true believers of pure fantasy; and then perpetuated by political leaders to facilitate crowd control and myth-making. Sadly, myths are the time-honored glue that hold societies together. Virtually all religions require some type of fictional BIG WOW event and a star in order to grab a decent audience of high-school drop-outs.

  • Q-1: did somebody named Jesus exist at the time and location?
  • Q-2: if Jesus existed, was he the putative leader of a band of disciples?
  • Q-3: did this guy have super abilities?

(|) [LancM]: It’s a story that has been repeated throughout ancient times. People had been believing in – and obeying – superstitions which were written down in certain books, or chiseled onto a rock for several millennia UNTIL science kicked in with Galileo, Copernicus, Darwin, Newton, Dr Membrane, etc.

In fact, the Egyptian religion is likely the primary foundational basis for the Judeo Christian theology []

Zeitgeist: The Movie

The following article takes an academic shot at both Jesus and Hercules

[bjX]: Read Fingerprints of the Gods, [] then get back to me with questions. You will find a number of Christ-like figures with supernatural powers have been here.

[LancM]: Wut~!? Oh, I get it. You seem to be suggesting the possibility that H & J were here AND that they were extra-terrestrials with extraordinary abilities. THAT kinda takes me off my argument and my source, here. Except that, given what you’ve stated, Hercules might then have been an alien-being, as well.

So, this is no longer strictly a debate about the existence and nature of Jesus, but also, whether Jesus – along with possibly Hercules – was extraterrestrial. A theory which would go well to explain several handy, mind-over-matter aptitudes. “Yo Jesus, we’re outa beer and …uh…do something about this krappy weather, will ya?” Religious Superstition plus Warp-drive Science-fiction. Can’t keep up. Gotta go. Seeya

Wait!! Regardless of whether human or alien, there is STILL no actual evidence supporting the existence of Hercules or Jesus. One might claim that Julius Caesar was extraterrestrial, but at least he, without a doubt, historically existed. And what’s more, the latter was never claimed to have walked on water, destroyed the nine-headed hydra, or GOT UP after that unfortunate Et tu, Brute?incident.

” . . . And most importantly, just as we have no artifacts, writings or eyewitnesses about Hercules, we also have nothing about Jesus. All information about Hercules and Jesus comes from stories, beliefs, and hearsay. Should we then believe in a historical Hercules, simply because ancient historians mention him and that we have stories and beliefs about him? …


. . . we do have an abundance of evidence supporting the mythical evolution of Jesus. Virtually every detail in the gospel stories occurred in pagan and/or Hebrew stories, long before the advent of Christianity. We simply do not have a shred of evidence to determine the historicity of a Jesus the Christ. We only have evidence for the belief of Jesus.” []

On the other hand, that Muhammad guy DID, in fact, EXIST in the MID 600 A.D.’s. Rode around on a camel with a bunch of thugs, kickin’ the shit out’a people in Arabia and making happy converts to his NEW way of walkin’