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The Good News~!  Lanc only has 2 or 3 days to go before the 14 day Covid-19 contract-window  officially CLOSES.  Here’s the drama:

 
. . . . On November 2, after purchasing a used coffee-maker from Goodwill — because Nan Merrin (deceased mom) and I are certifiably cheap — Lanc, after leaving the store, FORGOT to use the hand-cleaner, right there, in his pocket at the time.  As mentioned, he had been handling somebody’s used appliance at freekin’  Goodwill, no less.  Note: The previous owner may have croaked from Covid; would not be drinking anymore coffee. 

Ok, not only THAT, on his walk home he suddenly felt compelled to stop walking, and proceeded to touch and gently scratch a minor itch in the corner of his left EYE.  We’ve all been there.

In the middle of doing THAT, he was thunder-struck by an instantaneous vision of an ICU with Lancaster Merrin IN IT, hooked up to tubes and a transparent, plastic thing on his face.

  
3 days to go.  Since the 2nd, ANY minor headache, incidental cough, nose-sniff, or even the slightest feeling of malaise, it was that ICU-flash, AGAIN.  Refrigerator post-it note read: make out that will, you dumb-fuk~!

So, I’ll be ready for a solo River-dance and a Dos Equis on Monday.

The Miserable News~!
. . . there’s a pretty red & pink map BELOW the pretty red bar-graphs

as to ‘dazzling’ AOC

[bjX] And hopefully never ever again. You always were a suck-up to the ladies, but she’ll bite you once she gets a hold of your emails as a semi-Trump supporter—kind’a like that friendly turned fiendly* girlfriend of yours that stole your car-ha!  

[LancM] We all make delightful ‘little’ mistakes (see attached).   At least Lanc’s didn’t last 20 to 40 years~!!  

[bjX] Now AOC is making her list, checking it twice, going to find out if your naughty (Trump supporter) or nice.  I imagine they had a similar list in Stalin’s Russia, Nazi Germany and  Mao’s China

[LancM] Well, you’re RIGHT about THAT.  AOC’s ‘list’ notion and quotations regarding anyone who voices an adverse OPINION regarding the validity of a Biden-election, ALONG with her stupid blathering about the ‘racist’ Trump HAS INDEED, turned yours truly OFF.  As such, the latter will no longer be answering her phone-calls from bars at 1:30 a.m.  SHE’S OUT~!

. . . Millions of Biden Buffoons don’t care to realize — AMONG many OTHER such distasteful behaviors — that sleaze-ball, smiling Yobama DEPORTED more HISPANICS than Trump or ‘W.’ Also, the former drone-bombed the living shit out of people and families.  Trump? NOPE.  Plus, dem-dix  FALLACIOUSLY  haunted Trump regarding Russian ELECTION meddling and Putin INFLUENCE for 2 or 3 years.  SO . . .

——>  ffukk’em!! I sayyy

. . . My Ex-girlfriend is STILL the most stunningly beautiful female Congressional-babe EVER~!

Yep, Roxanne  ultimately stole my parents’ inherited 2003 Buick Regal; she had issues.  Sadly, Lanc Merrin was then forced to buy for cash a 2011 black, not-a-scratch, 6 speed-clutch, 426 hp 420 torque, Camaro SS.  What a sexy, pretty brat~! Kinda miss watching her move about the cabin.  Suggestion: always gorgeous, Hispanic females –– don’t trust’em